Anyway, if you're still here, you have been warned!
Ronald Dump is the new mayor of the bustling Middle Eastern market town of al-Amrica. He swept to power on the back of his promises to deal with the nomad problem: itinerants who skulk into town to steal people's good, jobs and self respect.
Dump Towers, and the mayor's security detail.
Here you can see the wall, and the enemies.
On the right, a group of archaeologists have heard there is treasure buried under the newly constructed wall. They are making for pile of bricks at the left.
In the centre at the back (and scattered across the table) are zeppelin troopers, a crack team from a certain central European power that is deeply concerned about the global effects of Mayor Dump's economic policies. Their job is to eliminate the Mayor (villainous Euro-baddies!)
In the face of such opposition, who would want to be the team trying to build the wall?
As the credits roll, the archaeologists unearth their treasure.